“Why do you want that lotion? Just because it’s ‘Gwenyth’?”
The Sephora skincare rep, played by the fictional Brianna Hanson, threw hostile air quotes up and rolled her eyes as she put me on blast.
I backpedaled, “well, it’s just that…I’ve just read a lot about it,” I lied.
I’m a wellness marketer who’s on a mission to boost my self-perception. I should …
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