Rules

Breaking rules, my food rules & the government's food rules

My grade school had the most¹ nuns of any school east of the Mississippi.² There were a lot of rules. No more than three seconds at the water fountain. No boys with hair past their ears. No forgetting your floppy disk in the computer, a bizzare rule, for which I received detention in the convent, staring at a duck clock.

My favorite sport was getting rules…